It’s amazing now that the floods are down south it is big big news. When we were getting flooded up north all that the beeb and itv were worried about was how crap we were at tennis.

Hull was the forgotten city. And while I am on my soap box, when other countries have natural disasters we all rally round and sit in bath tubs full of baked beans to raise money. When it happens to us, everyone runs for cover and the local council sends its workforce out into the flooded community armed with bottles of bleach!!!!! Oh yes and prince Charlie and a few politicians go around with words of comfort;

enough hot air to dry out any flood damage.